My Explaination ^-^

I tried to come up with a way that both me and England can be happy with our pairings~! She doesn't like it, but I love my idea~!
Here it is:

France and UK (FrUK!) got together and had two love children, which were America and Canada. America and Canada (CanUs) got together. After this happened, France got with Canada (Franada). Then America got together with England (UsUk. Yes, America is seme.) and they had the love child of Sealand.

What do you peoples think? Do you loveth my messed up story?

No, no, no, no, no! xDD
This is so blooming messed up! xD
England refuses to accept this logic because there is no logic to it!

But it's sooooo~ obvious! :3

Okay, this is Britain's explanation of what really happened:

Back around the medieval century where Britain was starting to become a notable country, teenage France thought kiddy Britain would be a new playtoy. So up until the late medieval period where world exploration began, Britain was "picked on" by hormonal teenage France. Then puberty hit our little country and he became a notable landmass power. He turned into a boss pirate and started picking on Francis and Spain. He went on a colonizing spree up until the 1600s where he started taking an interest in the New World (not his biological relative because it could have been any of the Nordics, France, England, or Spain along with the fact it was majorly made up by Native Americans from all over the world and especially Latin and South America). He found baby America and adopted the small child as his little brother. Canada also became his responcibility after the Seven Year's War with France. Then we have the Revoltuion followed by many years of animosity between America and England. But problems are solved in WWI and WWII where they become the best of allies (ANDLOVERSTOO). Franada comes from the fact they are so much alike and France is the only one who can apparently notice Canada in the anime and he shares a special love for his former charge, having seen him turn into a brilliant country.

=///= Thanks for reading. Go back to whatever you were doing now.
I apologize for the love story twist. I'm a writer, it's my job.

-ahem- You do reaize that when France recognizes Canada, in that episode NOT EVEN 30 seconds later, there is FrUK proof that Canada is their love child xD

=_= They call him son because both had a hand in raising him. Francis found him first and took care of him until England took Canada after the Seven Years' war ;]